PRIVACY POLICY

LAST UPDATED: April 5, 2025

This is the world's shortest privacy policy. I respect your privacy as much as I want others to respect mine.

THE SHORT VERSION

• This is a portfolio website. I don't collect any personal data except email addresses for my newsletter (if you sign up).

• I don't sell your data because I don't have your data. And even if I did, I wouldn't sell it because that's just not cool.

• I use standard analytics to see how many people visit my site. I can't identify you personally from this.

• If you email me, I'll have your email (shocking, I know). I'll only use it to respond to you.

NEWSLETTER EMAILS

If you subscribe to my newsletter:

  • I'll only email you about new projects, blogs, game releases, or other cool stuff
  • You can unsubscribe anytime (I won't be offended... much)
  • I won't spam you. I hate spam as much as you do

THAT'S IT

Congratulations! You've reached the end of possibly the shortest privacy policy on the internet.

If you have any questions, just shoot me an email.